To Sinner and Sparky808:

Stop. Do not read any further. Go back here and reread this entry. It was screwed up and you didn't get to read the last part of it...the most important part!

I've still gots my code (yes, I mean cold) and I'm still trying to sneeze an elephant out of my nose. I'm not one of those delicate sneezers either, you know the cute girl who wrinkles her nose and opens her mouth wide to sneeze then comes out with a wispy "aah-tew!"? Tell me you know what I mean? Well, that's not me. When I sneeze you expect a lung or intestine to plop out.

Chubbychic is just hilarous! I'm adding a link to her diary at last. In doing this I'll be following the masses I fear, since she's got to have the most widely read diary around....trust me...she's cool!

I'm writing more often cuz I am bored and cranky. Lavish me with pity...and skittles. Clearly what I need is a skittle oriented diary...but I'm afraid people would stop taking me seriously (but we don't take anything you write seriously, jummy! Ah, well, it was worth a try.

Posted on 2003-01-28 at 4:59 p.m. |